I am Ursula Cat, patron god of math, stories, ties, cats, and two best friendshipping.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Not a god damn thing.
reasons i tend to not talk
- people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
- i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
- people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
- i hate my voice
- i have something really mean to say
- i hate you
- i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
if you see an audio post and you get the urge to add 5 different doctor who/glee/supernatural gifs to it,
please consider not doing that, especially if said post already had three tumblr users doing the same thing.
you are not adding anything of value to that post, trust me.
(Source: toastradamus)
pants are a huge waste of time
In The Court Of The Astral God Cat: i-understood-thatreference: ursulacat: sidesteppingchaos:...
- dont ship things from the great gatsby
- its classic literature
- dont do it you little shits
So?
I shipped it when I read it in class. Shipping things in Middle-High School English was…
Ursula, book are sacred. Book am make become closer to God. Do not gays gay bad gays not near sacred holy God book.
I died, I really did.
Captain Kirk has a tantrum, ‘Star Trek’, 1960s,
It’s like I just hit the reaction gifs jackpot.
There is not a single one of these gifs that is not a thing of beauty. But I’m especially partial to the floor-pounding ones at the bottom.
(Source: shawtyandgarfuckel)
Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)
curteous sailor sounds like me.
“GO FUCK YOURSELF PLEASE! THAAAANK YOU”
yeah me2
