In The Court Of The Astral God Cat

disneyismyescape: Disney makes me laugh whenever they make...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:47:15 -0400

Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston

bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez: Here are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:51:19 -0400

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

bonertouch: i want to write a highschool au of avatar: the last airbender and all it will be about...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:47:15 -0400

bonertouch:

i want to write a highschool au of avatar: the last airbender and all it will be about is how zuko gets upset that he’s not in honors classes

mysticspectrum: pinesollux: this is my hole. it was made for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:45:06 -0400

mysticspectrum:

pinesollux:

this is my hole. it was made for me.

dont you fucking dare i will have nightmares again you bastard

livingbeard: numboars: shrinefox: So I found this soundclip...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:44:25 -0400

livingbeard:

numboars:

shrinefox:

So I found this soundclip of Shadow the Hedgehog

and it describes me perfectly

We don’t know, Shadow. We don’t know.

shadow says it like it is

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:44:15 -0400

How can I make a fantasy and be convinced that I aced all of my classes until the bad news comes?

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:42:25 -0400

How can I make a fantasy and be convinced that I aced all of my classes until the bad news comes?

porcelain-horse-horselain: Not a god damn thing.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:50 -0400

porcelain-horse-horselain:

Not a god damn thing.

wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:39 -0400

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears

i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago

people seem disinterested in what i’m saying

i hate my voice

i have something really mean to say

i hate you

i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

underdomeriot: if you see an audio post and you get the urge to add 5 different doctor...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:10:36 -0400

underdomeriot:

if you see an audio post and you get the urge to add 5 different doctor who/glee/supernatural gifs to it,

please consider not doing that, especially if said post already had three tumblr users doing the same thing.

you are not adding anything of value to that post, trust me.

Video

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:31:13 -0400

dampsandwich: pants are a huge waste of time

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:31:06 -0400

dampsandwich:

pants are a huge waste of time

In The Court Of The Astral God Cat: i-understood-thatreference: ursulacat: sidesteppingchaos:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:31:01 -0400

In The Court Of The Astral God Cat: i-understood-thatreference: ursulacat: sidesteppingchaos:...:

thesamgladwinproblem:

i-understood-thatreference:

ursulacat:

sidesteppingchaos:

i-understood-thatreference:

dont ship things from the great gatsby

its classic literature

dont do it you little shits

So?

I shipped it when I read it in class. Shipping things in Middle-High School English was…

Ursula, book are sacred. Book am make become closer to God. Do not gays gay bad gays not near sacred holy God book.

politiik: I died, I really did.

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:31 -0400

politiik:

I died, I really did.

raideo: chlorodream: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:01 -0400

raideo:

chlorodream:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

dgfhjghfk

hangingfire: wilwheaton: theswinginsixties: Captain Kirk has...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:53:02 -0400

hangingfire:

wilwheaton:

theswinginsixties:

Captain Kirk has a tantrum, ‘Star Trek’, 1960s,

It’s like I just hit the reaction gifs jackpot.

There is not a single one of these gifs that is not a thing of beauty. But I’m especially partial to the floor-pounding ones at the bottom.

eliacubing: tenderwave: nevver: Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:52:07 -0400

eliacubing:

tenderwave:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

curteous sailor sounds like me.

“GO FUCK YOURSELF PLEASE! THAAAANK YOU”

yeah me2

youre the most annoying fangirl

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:24:05 -0400

I know, right?

Video

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:54 -0400

Who even wears those black and white checkered bracelets?

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:14:01 -0400

Who even wears those black and white checkered bracelets?